Cristiano Ronaldo Trolled - Demands to extend his stay at Real Madrid

                                 Cristiano Ronaldo a.k.a CR7 had remained as an integral part of Real Madrid since joining them from Manchester United in 2009. His form for Real Madrid has been excellent right from the beginning. The La Liga (Spanish League) trophy had been missing from this club’s trophy cabinet for the past 4 years. But Ronaldo helped win this trophy for RM with his sublime performances.
                                  Of late there has been news proliferating that Ronaldo is unhappy at Madrid. This news turned on the transfer alarms of all the big clubs and Real Madrid will try to keep him at the club by giving into every demands of CR7. Ronaldo places his demands in front of Florentino Perez (club president) as follows :-

1] My first demand is to change the current stadium name from Santiago Bernabeu to Cristano Ronnabeu. In this way I can feel that I am playing in my own homeland. So no more tears.

2] I want a sportscar to play matches. So that I can become the fastest ever footballer. Well I can’t compete with Usain Bolt who might make his debut with Manchester United. Also this will make my only two greatest assets completely secured from any injury. I meant my legs you idiot. Yeah, I know Sergio Busquets will be happy cause there wont be any more diving practice required cause he will be truly injured this time. But who cares??

Heyy, a more faster one

3] I still remember a freakish car accident in Manchester some years ago. It was my poor driving and so instead of complete football practice I want some time to be trained with Schumacher for honing my driving skills.  

  

4] I want my celebration style to be copyrighted. Any player using my style should be sued.

This is my style

5] The team kit with all the white colors spread all over seems to be too masculine. I want some pink shades in our kit and also a flower in my hair. You know what I mean.  

Yeah, something like this

     

6] I am tired of these people pointing out that my lips are weird. I need an immediate surgery.

 

7] As Rooney had spilled the beans about my addiction of watching in the mirror every time and admire myself, I want mirrors to be placed all around the stadium so that I can look into anytime I want.

 

8] I have the right to substitute myself in or out of the game anytime I want. You see I am a big mood swinger.   

9] My team of vanity will be always present on the bench so that if I hurt my nail while shooting they can take care of immediately. They will also stock tissue papers in case I start crying on the field.

Something like this I want

10] I want DNA testing facility to be included in the stadium’s medical facilities. I require it quite often.

This should be my personal vehicle

11] I have access to the stadium anytime I want with anyone accompanying me, but please make sure that on matchday fans don't complain about sticky seats. You again know what I mean.

12] And lastly I heard that Apple had launched a new phone. I want a complete stock of that and make sure that their next phone unveiling is under my label like iRon.

Yeah, am feeling happy now

This article is just for fun so enjoy it and don’t take any demand seriously.